Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Watching her eat just hurts me
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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