eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
