Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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