My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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