its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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