Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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