you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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