he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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