Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Damn victory sex feels great
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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