went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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