some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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