Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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