I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Say something about gay babies.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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