the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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