I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
