I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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