i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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