I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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