At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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