See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
