he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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