Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She needs sedatives and a leash
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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