Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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