Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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