North Korea, Best Korea!
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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