Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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