question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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