his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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