he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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