i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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