Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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