they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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