whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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