I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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