You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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