When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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