My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Randomize
