Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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