i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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