dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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