David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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