thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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