U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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