awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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