ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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