As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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