I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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