the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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