It's just like the Real World with babies
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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