butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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