Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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