I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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