I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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