We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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