the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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