Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
