lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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