Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
