just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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