on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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