Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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