Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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