What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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