Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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